you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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