i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
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Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
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I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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