Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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