who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
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how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
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Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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