I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
