she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
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suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
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Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I got inside last night via doggy door
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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