But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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