Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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