Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
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Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
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If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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