Three words: puerto rican gang bang
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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