Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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