im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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