There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
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Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
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She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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