i barfeds in our rink
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
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we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
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Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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