1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
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but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
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I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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