no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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