mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
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found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
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If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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