so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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