we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
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