Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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