He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
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