Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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