Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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