My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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