Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
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