"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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