idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
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I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
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You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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