glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
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So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
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Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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