We won't sleep together?
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I AM VODKA MAN
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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