I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
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it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
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He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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