your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
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He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
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let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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