I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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