let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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