She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
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don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
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who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
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