Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
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I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
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Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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