You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
