Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
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it was like fucking gandolphs beard
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
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I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Never let your siblings swipe right.
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