i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
They should really pass out barf bags in church
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His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
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He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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