she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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