Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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