I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
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Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
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Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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