I think scott just propositioned me for sex
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
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sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
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look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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