Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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