I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
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I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
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God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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