so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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