Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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