Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Redeem this text for a blowjob
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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