a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
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I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
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Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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