doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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