Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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