can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
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