Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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