the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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