Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
smell my finger.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Randomize