If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
How does one acquire holy water?
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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