Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
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If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
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Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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