that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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