is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
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Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
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a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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