She's JV to your varsity
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
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and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
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I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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