I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
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Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
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Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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