who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
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remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
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Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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